Deanlets run Amuck: Sexual regulation edition

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After we finish our investigation, there will be an assessment in accordance with our rubric of best practices!

The inntertubes have been all aflutter over two very related incidents this week. First, Patty Adler was harassed by deanlets, punished with no due process, and essentially encouraged to take early retirement for the horrific crime of teaching a course on deviance which had the audacity to claim that sex work was deviant and that sex workers are stratified. Next, several colleges found that their new “anonymous victim” rape reporting sites were inundated with false anonymous reports from juvenile men. Most people don’t see the connection, so let me sexsplain it for you.

I’ve known Patty Adler for nearly 30 years since my first year at the University of Tulsa where she taught briefly as an adjunct and her spouse, Peter, was on the tenure track, though I never had a course with her or Peter. Throughout her career she has been known as an excellent and engaging teacher, and she did a wonderful AKD ceremony lecture here at SIU a few years back. She’s always done deviance, and has a remarkable set of diverse ethnographic books and articles in the field, on top of teaching it for over 30 years. Not surprisingly, her course covers sex work as a deviant career, and like all careers sex workers are stratified on several planes. And, since it’s a class with 500 fucking kids (that would be 1500 credit hours for you deanlets), so she does things like have skits so the kids stay awake and maybe get the concepts with visual cues and narrative scripts. No student has ever complained about the course. A complaint isn’t bitching about your commie hippy professor, it is actually filing a grievance because you feel that something inappropriate was done to you. Feeling uncomfortable about street prostitutes (male and female) talking like street prostitutes is part of the experience of understanding the lower ranks of sex work, which, like the lower ranks of higher education is a really bad job performed only by the most desperate individuals. It SHOULD make you uncomfortable, as should a great many things in sociology.

That’s where the deanlets come in. Since Jerry Sandusky forcibly raped several children and this was covered up by the Penn State football coach, president of the university,  and head of “public safety” and this was finally discovered (oops!), the deanlets and deanlings have taken this as an opportunity to oppress the faculty. Yes, you know, because we’re always sodomizing children and having our buddy the football coach cover it up. And, more importantly, we have decided that feeling uncomfortable with how someone talks about sex in a course on deviance is exactly the same thing as child rape. Indeed, crimes are our responsibility (they always bring up the Clery Act, where Lehigh failed to have adequate security and didn’t publicize actual crimes and this led to a horrific murder—because learning about sociology is just like rape and murder).  It is telling that the asshole deanlets, deanlings, and deans justified harassing Professor Adler with a dizzying number of claims, and most of this was coming from their “diversity” office—because this helps increase the number of deanlets needed in that division, and they think teaching people about sex is equivalent to sexual harassment or rape. They have conferences on this where presenters move from Jerry Sandusky raping a ten year old to some poor person feeling uncomfortable because a professor said “fuck” in class a few times. They do the same with racial stuff, so don’t show the Eyes on the Prize in your social movements course, they say “nigger” a lot in that one. We can’t have the children learning the uncomfortable truth about virulent racism now, can we? Indeed, someone in the diversity office is going to have to double check all of our syllabi for our courses on race, sex, deviance, crime, religion, ok, just everything. They’ll need at least two more deanlets to pull this off, and then another three deanlets and four secretaries to help process the slew of grievances they will encourage in workshops like “Did Your Professor Say That? We can change that!” which they’ll present in dorms and fraternities and sororities. And, if that doesn’t work, we’ll send our deanlings to classes where they teach about uncomfortable things and then discipline them for not making anyone uncomfortable enough to file a grievance! Awesome! Best yet, one of those horrible tenured professors who writes lots of books and is known worldwide will be forced into early retirement, and we can replace her with an adjunct and use the extra money to hire another deanlet! SCOOOOOOOORE!!!

The case of juvenile men punking the anonymous sexual assault reporting systems at several colleges is interesting and wrong on many levels. I’m not going to focus on the young boys, but on why this strategy is the focus of a highly organized social movement organization which seems to reek of being a front group for deanlets looking for organizational expansion. Sure, they may mean well on some levels (I’m sure they don’t like rape….), but their tactics are not just highly suspect, they are counterproductive to the goal of reducing sexual assault and bringing criminals to justice. Supposedly because of the Clery Act, we have to have an anonymous reporting system? Bullshit. Because Bullshit. It is acknowledged that this cannot be used in any way against some young boy accused of rape. If it is, he can sue big-time and will win (I think there are four cases going on right now regarding such things, though I don’t know if any are connected to the violation of the idea that the accused can’t be accused anonymously). So, if schools can’t do that, what can they do with this? What good is it? It does nothing. It is not an accurate representation of the crime risks on a campus—-which is what the Clery Act was supposed to be about, Lehigh falsely presented itself as a safe haven when in fact it had some serious issues with campus security. But, I KNOW it takes at least two deanlets to administrate the reporting of Clery Act “compliance” and if you expand the Clery act to include all possible hints of any kind of crime that might have happened anywhere in the vicinity of campus even though none of this shit is actually supposedly going to become public unless we want to use it against someone then we’re gonna need at LEAST three more deanlets, and one of them should have a JD and pull down $200k! SCOOOOOOOOORE!

In the first case, this is a simple violation of everything higher education is about, not just academic freedom, but learning. A bunch of kids from the suburbs of Denver and small towns in the prairie learned that we have sex slaves in the United States (and a lot of them are coming from Eastern Europe), and also that some sex workers actually make a lot of money and kind of like their jobs. I’m sure I could find a film that depicts much of this within 10 minutes of searching, and I’m sure that many people who teach courses in deviance regularly show films depicting various aspects of sex work. But, some deanlet doesn’t care about scholarly content, on a similar issue I had a deanlet tell me this to my face. She wanted to have one of my faculty members disciplined for an innocuous skit and at one point in our very heated, hour -ong argument  she said something to the effect that “It may have been Ok to talk about sex in a sociology class back in the 1960s at Berkeley, but not here at SIU.” Notably the wrongfully, anonymously accused wasn’t even accused of talking about sex.

The second case is even worse and has cost universities throughout the country billions of dollars in administrative and policing bloat and legal liability. Sometime right around the start of Ronny Raygun’s war on education (coincidence?) universities began an expansive program to claim in loco parentis status, meaning that we’re responsible for everything bad that happens to any little children (which there are very few) on college campuses. Frat boy burns off a girl’s face in a stupid drunken party trick, it’s the University’s fault, not the fault of the boy or the fraternal organization (true story from my Vanderbilt days). Crime happens on campus, it’s the university’s responsibility to investigate the crime. Now, what do you think a university will do with their investigations? You think they may have an incentive to hide crime or protect students who might be children of powerful alumni or football players or something? Are the glorified rent a cops on college campuses your ideal people to investigate crime? We should have never gone there! Call the Police. The Real Police. Campus security should be for reporting ice on the sidewalks and helping you get into your office if you forget your keys. You wanna increase the reporting of sex crimes TO THE REAL POLICE, then we need to stop wasting our money on rent a cops and deanlets, and increase (rather than decrease….) the staffs of our counseling and psychological service centers. Those people already know what to do, one of my best buddies is one, their only problem is that every year there are more and more cuts, and next thing you know you have holes in the rape crisis line and wait times that may discourage victims from seeking help or justice. Instead, we’ll hire three more deanlets and a lawyer…..

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