All the “cold dead fingers” small-dick gun nuts are up in arms because the Kendonesian is going to take their guns away. Of course, ignoring that part about the “well regulated militia” stuff, they claim that any laws controlling their penis enhancers infringes on their FREEDOM. Always in all caps. Yes, wackjob redneck dickheads are SOOOO into FREEDOM. Well, as long as it is the freedom for white men to run around with guns and shoot people for arguing with them about gun control, or for fucking their wives and girlfriends, or being brown. But, how general is their embrace of the ideal of freedom? A quick look at the 2010 GSS reveals that far from being the freedom loving Americans they claim to be, the majority of gun owners (about 55%) oppose allowing other Americans the freedom to marry—in contrast, only 32% of the 69% of Americans who do not own guns wished to limit their fellow Americans’ freedom to marry. Remember, most Americans do not own guns. Gun owners are a deviant minority. Most Americans also support gun control, but we do know that there is a highly vocal segment of the gun owning population who adamantly reject the imposition of registration laws on their detachable penises. Thankfully, only 12% of Americans are certified gun nuts, owning guns and opposing laws—but this nutty bunch is dead set against freedom to marry—57% report opposition to marriage rights, while only 30% of Americans who do not own guns and who support gun laws oppose marital freedom.
Why does the NRA hate freedom?