Land of the Warmonger, Home of the Pussy

Rush Limbaugh on Haiti, even easier than those boys in the Dominican Republic

It is no accident that the wackjob conservatives all shit themselves anytime something remotely threatening happens. Recent psychological studies show that conservatives are pantwetting cowards, and their behavior is quite consistent on that. As a consequence, we’ve been bombing countries that might have some remote chance of harboring someone who might harm their lily white skin, and using robots to do it.  And, because the perceived threat for these pussies is from the remote regions of the Middle East, we have several TRILLION dollars worth of equipment and manpower sitting around in Iraq, Afghanistan, and in military bases FAR, FAR, FAR from these United States of America. And, for good measure (and to increase profits for some Mormon owned companies in the defense industry), we’re stepping up the drone bombing of civilians in Pakistan and elsewhere….great. Idiots.

So, since all of our shit is “over there” we don’t have any shit over here! Damn good thing California wasn’t hit with the big one….As for Haiti, do you know who was the first major responder with shit on the ground, technical personnel with experience and dogs and ultrasound and shit like that? Turkey. Yes, Turkey. An Islamahomocommie country. Fucking Turkey is pulling out survivors while the Americans are cowering at the airport afraid of the black people. Well, actually, the Americans don’t have any trucks, excavators, or security personnel to escort the convoys—because they are all in fucking Iraq and Afghanistan! And, we’re pussies. I bet the Turks don’t have security. They ARE secure. That’s the way it is when you aren’t a pussy.

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