Osama Bin Laden Endorses McCain!



Ha, that crafty twerp Barack Obama thinks he’s in the shade because that loser of a general Colin Powell endorsed him for President. Well, today the McCain camp struck back, securing the endorsement of Osama Bin Laden himself!!! No doubt this will bring in a flood of money from the Bin Laden family, which helped W secure the White House in two elections.

“The message, posted Monday on the password-protected al-Hesbah Web site, said if al-Qaida wants to exhaust the United States militarily and economically, “impetuous” Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain is the better choice because he is more likely to continue the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.

“This requires presence of an impetuous American leader such as McCain, who pledged to continue the war till the last American soldier,” the message said. “Then, al-Qaida will have to support McCain in the coming elections so that he continues the failing march of his predecessor, Bush.”

One Response to “Osama Bin Laden Endorses McCain!”

  1. Glinda Says:

    i like to sniff monkey butts in the sunlight 😀

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